Calling it now Chef Ramsey is going to be the 12th Doctor
“get in the fucking tardis GOD”
“this planet is disgusting; bland, wet. it’s embarrassing”
doctor, where are we?
“in the shit.”
Talking to your parents on the phone
I AM FUCKIGN CRYING I DID NOT EXPECT THIS AT ALL I AM LAUGHING OUT LOUD OH Y FUCKIGNG FOD
do you ever just glance at a guys crotch and think “theres a dick there”
when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look

i have seen everything i need to see before i die
I FOTGOT HOW TO DOLPHINdamn it fin fin
FIN FIN.
what if you could actually kiss boo-boos better wouldn’t that be the chillest shit ever
OH MY GOD “MAKING THE BABY IS THE FUN PART” YOU SULTRY METAL VIXEN
File that under ‘things I never noticed before Tumblr’